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Goodr Flamingos On A Booze Crusie

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

Goodr Sunbathing With Wizards

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin™ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

Goodr Swedish Meatball Hangover

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

Goodr Whiskey Shots With Satan

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

Goodr Donkey Goggles

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

Goodr Iced By Yetis

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

Goodr Bosley's Basset Hound Dreams

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

Goodr Strange Things Are Afoot At The Circle G

 

Introducing the new Circle Gs! They designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew.

Goodr‚ Gardening with a Kraken

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

Goodr A Ginger's Soul

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

Goodr Nessy's Midnight Orgy

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

Goodr Au Revior, Gopher

 

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. They designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

Goodr It's all in the hips

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.

1 FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY Polarised lenses enhance the colours on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one (or go OB...)

2 NO SLIP We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.* *Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.

3 NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you’re swinging out of your shoes.

4 ALL COVERAGE Wider polarized lenses provide more coverage, which also acts as a great disguise when you order your 13th John Daly after the beer cart staff has cut you off.

5 NO GOPHERS No one wearing these has ever mistaken the word gopher for golfer, causing them to be locked up with the key thrown away.

MADE FOR GOLFING GREAT FOR BEASTING, BIKING, OR RUNNING

Goodr Metconning for Meatballs

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

Goodr I Pickled These Myself

Introducing the new Circle Gs! They designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew.

Goodr Going to Valhalla...Witness!

 

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. They designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

Goodr Can I Get Your Din Number?

Can we get your DIN number? Your DIN Number will determine the nature of our relationship...
10 - insatiable lovers
9 - friends with bennies
8 - BFFs
7 - close friends, but not TOO close!!!
6 - let's keep it casual, friend
5 - acquaintance station
4 - strangers we avoid eye contact with
3 - frenemies
2 - bitter rivals
1 - we despise you more than the DMV

Don't be sad if we can't be insatiable lovers or BFFs. Consider consoling yourself with a pair of these totally tubular Can I Get Your DIN Number 80s inspired sunnies. Now, tell us truthfully in the comments below, what's your DIN number?!

Goodr Smells Like Clean Spirit

LIMITED EDITION: CHORES
Is your home a dirty disgusting nightmare? Call the Get Off Your Ass Cleaning Service. Our experts will put on masks that look EXACTLY like your parents, slap you in the face, and ask, "What's wrong with you?!" Then they'll give you so-fresh so-clean purple and yellow sunnies that turn scum-scrubbing toil into stress-relieving satisfaction. Your place used to reek of mold and despair. Now? Smells Like Clean Spirit. To call, comment about your gross home.

MMMM.. CLEAN
These sunnies have top notes of lemon furniture polish, ammonia-based window cleaner, pine-scented disinfectant... And something we can't quite put our finger on... Oh, we know!!! Smells Like Clean Spirit

Goodr Wipe Away Your Sins

LIMITED EDITION: CHORES
Ever want to get a group together to clean people's windows so you create an online post called "Wanna Go Streaking???" thinking it will attract neat freaks but instead it attracts nude freaks and when you explain the miscommunication they look devastated like their drooping junk was a beautiful gift to share with the world and you wish you had something to give them to lift their bare-ass naked spirits? Introducing Streak Free Sunnies.

IT'S THE TEN CLEAN COMMANDMENTS!
Clean your dishes so you don't get roaches. Recycle or you're trash, atrocious. Scrub your nasty disgusting bathroom. Clean your carpet, or you suck like a vacuum. Sort clothes into 'Clean, Donate, Sell.' Declutter your home, hoarders go to hell. Hit the kitchen, get rid of all splatter. Wash your sheets, they might have fecal matter. Put on a pair of Wipe Away Your Sins.