An age old wives' tale states that one way to prevent brain freeze while consuming is by watching the sun set while rubbing your belly and patting your head and chanting "Squishee, Squishee!". We don't know what these wives were smoking either, but these frosty frames and red lenses may help un-freeze your brain.
These red arm, red lensed space shades will be the envy of every martian on Mars, and they will definitely have you missing your bottle of Two Buck Chuck. Luckily, you're still on earth and Trader Joe's is probably around the corner. So, rover on over to your local wine shop, pick up a bottle (or two) and count your lucky stars you don't wake up with a hangover tomorrow (spoiler: you will).
We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.
So named for the black fingernails and teal eyes of the late-and-great-tortured-artist and social-absinthe-alcoholic who most don't realize was also an ultra-long-distance sprinter. His famed Starry Night painting was inspired from an overnight 72K race he lost to Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec. You can't make this stuff up sober.